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I’m going to pick up Kristalyn from the airport today, and then tonight we’re going to participate in the Relay for Life of Lorain County/North Ridgeville. Then tomorrow she is going to bust my ass on the track and then we're off to Bowling Green State University, if you’re in the area, meet me up at BW3’s at 6 to 7-esque or email me with your number and we’ll meet up. As of now, I just know J. Michael and Kenyon, all are welcome, all must drink, and all must celebrate the “Tran Homecoming.”
P.S.
There will be toasts to world peace; to people that couldn’t be with us due to state and financial difficulties; to Pac and Biggie; to Smurfette holding down the entire village; to yellows, whites, blacks, halfies, and Spanish Rice; to Hadji; to New Jersey; to the Bricks; to Dave Chapelle; to the hot Chipotle Girl in Lakewood; to Eurasians; to Baby Mommas holding it down in the hood, even though Lakewood is actually a suburb with a good school system, even though it’s infested with Irish pubs; to my cat; to people I’ve taken out of my phone for fear of further drunk dialing and embarrassment; for the new Pope, even though I’m Buddhist; for Kellen Winslow’s knee; to Cleveland; to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson, may they finally find each other and touch one another inappropriately; and to all those that couldn’t share in our debauchery.
P.S.
There will be toasts to world peace; to people that couldn’t be with us due to state and financial difficulties; to Pac and Biggie; to Smurfette holding down the entire village; to yellows, whites, blacks, halfies, and Spanish Rice; to Hadji; to New Jersey; to the Bricks; to Dave Chapelle; to the hot Chipotle Girl in Lakewood; to Eurasians; to Baby Mommas holding it down in the hood, even though Lakewood is actually a suburb with a good school system, even though it’s infested with Irish pubs; to my cat; to people I’ve taken out of my phone for fear of further drunk dialing and embarrassment; for the new Pope, even though I’m Buddhist; for Kellen Winslow’s knee; to Cleveland; to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson, may they finally find each other and touch one another inappropriately; and to all those that couldn’t share in our debauchery.
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