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Kiss Me, I Was Irish In A Past Life

I’ll post something concrete after progress reports are done, but in the mean time, for St. Patrick’s Day, I’m thinking about making shirts that will read the following and I’m going to look into iron-on’s, if it’s economically possible. No fifty dollar bullshit.

I was thinking about something along the lines of:

1) Kiss Me, Because Eventually I’ll Look Irish.
2) Kiss Me, My Girlfriend Says It’s Not Cheating Because You’re Irish And Just A Big Fucking Drunk.
3) Kiss Me, I Was Irish In A Past Life

Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestive things that we can write about people’s mothers? What do you think? It won’t be a contest, but I’ll post pictures of the shirt with a saying better than mine on the website – if one exist. They’ll be pictures of me before I get drunk, during my drunkenness and groping, and somebody will probably take one of me while my ass is hanging out – it’s all for you people. That is the extent of my love and commitment to you all.

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3:28 PM

I like the first one.    



2:26 AM

Thought of a couple more as I was falling asleep:

Kiss Me, You Looking for a Real Man or a Fucking Leprechaun?

or

Kiss Me, My Lips Will Show You What No Irish Man's Could.    



3:05 AM

Kiss Me. I Promise I Taste Irish.    



6:22 PM

It seems that my readers aren't obscene enough. I'm so disappointed in myself. I have foresaken you.    



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