Yesterday was Cinema Day
Yesterday was cinema day. I saw “Batman” with Robin which didn’t sound funny until a friend pointed it out. I’m not going into detail because I don’t want to ruin the movie experience for anyone else. I will say two things, first off—I’m going to say right now, it is the best comic adaptation I’ve ever seen. And secondly, I’m going to quote a statement which I believe hits the nail on the head.
I said this is the Batman movie I've been waiting for; more correctly, this is the movie I did not realize I was waiting for, because I didn't realize that more emphasis on story and character and less emphasis on high-tech action was just what was needed. The movie works dramatically in addition to being an entertainment. There's something to it.
-Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun Times
Then I dropped over a friend’s house last night to watch “Napoleon Dynamite,” I’m almost the last person to watch the movie. The last person lives in Mississippi. After seeing some MTV Movie Awards clips and then the Spelling Bee Contestant comment, I felt compelled. Outside of my friend laugh-snorting, which makes me believe that all girls are dorks, and the formula is: Physical Beauty is Directly Proportional to the Repressed Inner Dork. Vin Diesel, a publicly open Dungeons and Dragons player fucks models. They probably play Pokemon and XBOX together after some good sexin’. I’m even betting that Bill Gates could tap Angelina Jolie’s ass if he wanted to, but she can’t hold a candle to his diamond encrusted platinum twenty sided dice. With that said, it was a good movie, but it made me think, if this character really existed in our life—would people embrace him? Would girls cheer and love him? Would guys hang out with him? No—girls wouldn’t fuck him and guys would actually be provoked even more so after seeing the movie to kick his ass. Heder, the man that plays Napoleon Dynamite, actually is married. I think even she has a hard time keeping a straight face with the perm and glasses. Could she climax if he asked her, “Do the chickens have talons?” I think not.
I said this is the Batman movie I've been waiting for; more correctly, this is the movie I did not realize I was waiting for, because I didn't realize that more emphasis on story and character and less emphasis on high-tech action was just what was needed. The movie works dramatically in addition to being an entertainment. There's something to it.
-Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun Times
Then I dropped over a friend’s house last night to watch “Napoleon Dynamite,” I’m almost the last person to watch the movie. The last person lives in Mississippi. After seeing some MTV Movie Awards clips and then the Spelling Bee Contestant comment, I felt compelled. Outside of my friend laugh-snorting, which makes me believe that all girls are dorks, and the formula is: Physical Beauty is Directly Proportional to the Repressed Inner Dork. Vin Diesel, a publicly open Dungeons and Dragons player fucks models. They probably play Pokemon and XBOX together after some good sexin’. I’m even betting that Bill Gates could tap Angelina Jolie’s ass if he wanted to, but she can’t hold a candle to his diamond encrusted platinum twenty sided dice. With that said, it was a good movie, but it made me think, if this character really existed in our life—would people embrace him? Would girls cheer and love him? Would guys hang out with him? No—girls wouldn’t fuck him and guys would actually be provoked even more so after seeing the movie to kick his ass. Heder, the man that plays Napoleon Dynamite, actually is married. I think even she has a hard time keeping a straight face with the perm and glasses. Could she climax if he asked her, “Do the chickens have talons?” I think not.
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